Wuhan 2.0

Clown world goes gonzo

Brandon: Geez, the people aren’t afraid of covid anymore! What are we going to do?

Geez thinks. Balloons, he says. Big ballons. Bigger than covid.

Brandon: Balloons! Geez! Talk sense Chinaman!

Geez: How you say, dergibelz? Different kind of bubble from covid. Floats in the sky.

Blackface: I need to look like a hero again! I want to play! I want martial law again!

Brandon: We need at least three! That’s genius, Geez! They can be like variants! Delt, Delta, Al, AL Pha, OMnicormb!

Blackface: Daddy Schlaub says we need more rounds than one.

Geez: Constant threat. No more covid, constant threat. We need new covid!

Brandon: Geez, I always wanted to be a war president. We will both be heroes!

Blackface: I WANT TO BE A HERO!

Geez: Dergibelz. Good. Many Dergibelz.

Brandon: Many Derg, Drige, Duurge, Belz!

Geez: We do fake war, two years. Then, Wuhan 3.0. Time to decide.

Blackface: I need a real war! A Hero needs a real war!

Brandon: Slanty. I’m going to call you slanty, Geez! Genius slanty, Geez!

Geez: No slanty. Slanty, real war. No slanty, fake war.

Brandon: Geez, I’m just busting yer derg, drig, duurrja Balz!

Blackface: I want to give the order! I WANT TO GIVE THE ORDER!