Clown World Embraces AI

On the best way to maintain power; newz you can afford to lose

[editors note: I put this together using half a dozen AI Image Generators, using up free credits with each. It is too long for email, but it is mostly images.]

The White House Press Corp was perplexed this morning, that Biden gave a press conference from a casket. President Biden looked quite hale, somehow livelier than usual, as if he gained youthful energy, seeming years younger. Fox’s Peter Ducey was not allowed in the room, so no questions of any substance were asked. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre later in the day mocked the idea that the contraption was a casket, saying instead it was a reanimation chamber, something like the mythical fountain of youth, but Science.

As it turns out, the mirage that was Biden in that press conference was a hologram. Biden has been dead for quite some time, kept on ice most of the day and night, though he had been filled with so many pharmaceuticals his body will not break down and the ice might not be necessary. Public appearances might be necessary however, holograms are not always effective in every circumstance, it seemed best not to take any chances with cellular breakdown. Rumors have it they turned the Lincoln bedroom in to a walk-in freezer. As for public appearances, Elon has a remote control neura-link that will suffice, as long as Biden is not in rigor mortis. It is not very functional, but then no one has been expecting much but gibberish the last year at least.

Former Director of Domestic Policy and current shall-not-be-named go-between Barack Obama and his White House staff, Susan Rice was so despondent she encouraged the White House to celebrate the life of Biden. She never smiles so wide as she does when she gets to dress up, remembering her clown king.

Current Domestic Policy Director, Neera Tanden, refused to go whiteface, arguing that she is screeching harpy white enough, thank you.

Karine Jean-Pierre in her characteristic love for fashion, has embraced the new look.

turns out she really loves balls

White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zeints, taking a note from the trans psyop movement, feels like his true nature only comes out when he can dress like he really feels. It is like his very soul shines through, like he wants to eat your face.

Kamala Harris, feeling otherwise ignored, is certain the Global Professional Managerial Blob will come around to letting her replace Biden, embracing both Patriotism and whiteface to appeal to a broader segment of the culture.

The White House has other ideas, however. Artificial Intelligence is such, and Biden has been in the proverbial cooler so long, as the elections can be gamed, why not just keep Biden as president, give him a kind of Putin treatment, restore his image, make him virile again?

Biden can surely be just as good a president dead as he was alive, perhaps even more effective.

…while simultaneously making him even more attractive to the gay community.

Mr Obama, as he has been the actual president for the third time the last three years, is really-really hoping and praying the AI version of Biden is a success, as Mr Obama might not maintain such power with a new administration.

Big Mike, however, anticipating a fourth and fifth Obama Administration, had recent reconstructive surgery, changing his linebacker frame to give him more feminine shoulders, back, waist and hips, though in consequence he is not particularly happy as a woman, and is more inclined now to dress as a man.

Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, has been taking long walks in the woods, to hide the bodies clear his head and spread his wings, anticipating the presidency.

an unhoused person chewed off at least one of his fingers, or he did it himself he is so very hungry for Power

Oprah is the dark horse-fairy. Celebrity vs celebrity, clownworld likes her chances. She can hardly contain herself, the expansion of her brand and bosom.